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Choose Your Perfect Fit & Style

Whether you prefer a lightweight modern tee, a structured classic, or a cozy, vintage-washed favorite, we’ve got you covered!

1. Comfort Colors 1717 — The Ultimate Vintage Heavyweight

The crowd-favorite for an effortless, lived-in retro aesthetic.

• Fit: Relaxed, casual unisex fit (size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized streetwear look).

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton (6.1 oz/yd²).

• Feel: Ultra-soft, breathable, and substantial with a signature vintage faded wash.

• Details: Pre-shrunk fabric, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability, and signature garment-dyed color tones (like Espresso, Pepper, and Terracotta).

• Best For: Cozy, everyday street style and vintage graphic vibes.

2. BELLA+CANVAS 3001 — The Soft & Modern Retail Favorite

A premium, lightweight tee with a tailored, modern silhouette.

• Fit: Retail / modern unisex fit (true to size; flattering through the chest and sleeves).

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) (Heather colors contain polyester).

• Feel: Incredibly soft, smooth, and lightweight.

• Details: Side-seamed construction for a tailored silhouette, shoulder taping, and tear-away label.

• Best For: Sleek layering, casual chic outfits, and anyone who loves a feather-soft, lightweight feel.

3. Gildan 5000 — The Classic Heavyweight Staple

The timeless, structured American classic built for durability.

• Fit: Classic / boxy unisex fit (roomier cut throughout the body).

• Fabric: 100% standard cotton (5.3 oz/yd²).

• Feel: Sturdy, crisp, and holds its shape wash after wash.

• Details: Seamless tubular body (no side seams), reinforced neck and shoulders, and ribbed collar.

• Best For: Everyday durable wear, traditional boxy t-shirt lovers, and clean, bold prints.

Choose Your Cozy: Sweatshirt Style Guide

Upgrade your cool-weather wardrobe with the perfect crewneck. Choose between the timeless, plush warmth of the Gildan 18000 or the effortless, vintage-washed aesthetic of the Comfort Colors 1566.

1. Comfort Colors 1566 — The Vintage Heavyweight Crewneck

The go-to choice for an authentic, lived-in retro look with premium weight.

• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit (size up 1–2 sizes for a slouchy, oversized streetwear look).

• Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (9.5 oz/yd² heavyweight fleece).

• Feel: Substantial, cozy, and ultra-soft with a breathable, natural-cotton hand feel.

• Aesthetic & Details:

  • Signature garment-dyed wash that gives subtle variations in tone and a timeless, distressed vintage vibe.

  • 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and bottom band with spandex for stretch recovery.

  • Forward-rolled shoulders and twill-taped back neck for premium structure and durability.

• Best For: Vintage-inspired aesthetics, cozy loungewear, and heavy-drape street style.

2. Gildan 18000 — The Classic Plush Fleece Crewneck

The crowd-pleasing, ultra-plush daily essential designed for pure comfort.

• Fit: Classic unisex fit (roomy, casual silhouette with structured ribbed hems).

• Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd² mid-to-heavyweight fleece).

• Feel: Fluffy, smooth exterior with a cozy brushed-fleece interior that traps warmth.

• Aesthetic & Details:

  • Air-jet spun yarn creates a soft, pill-resistant surface for crisp graphic prints.

  • Double-needle stitching at waistband, collar, and cuffs for long-lasting durability.

  • 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar and cuffs with spandex to retain shape wash after wash.

• Best For: Crisp graphic prints, layering over collared shirts, chilly morning coffee runs, and reliable everyday warmth.

Quick Sizing & Care Tips

• Sizing: All styles are standard unisex sizing. For a regular fit, order your normal size. For an oversized or slouchy look, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.

• Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out before washing to protect the graphic.

  • Machine wash cold with like colors.

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity.

  • Do not iron directly over the printed design.